McDonald’s Pizza Mozzarella Dippers
And so dawns a new guest menu at McDonalds — this time revolving around the cult 90’s sitcom F.R.I.E.N.D.S. I’m not a big fan of the show — it killed Murder, She Wrote.
The main pivot of the menu this time is it isn’t really a menu at all, instead you can collect a bunch of shitty plastic statues that allegedly look like the characters. Spoilers; they don’t.
Anyway, we’re not here for that. McDonald’s is now selling breaded cheese, so I bought it.
I’ll keep this brief — they’re shit. Claggy doesn’t even begin to describe them. They are like someone tried to deep fry raw bread dough. No cheese flavour, or the promised ‘pizza’ aspect.
The dippers come with a marinara sauce, apparently made by ‘Monica’, whoever the fuck she is. Ever tried eating tomato puree? Yeah, it’s a lot like that.
